A shitty thought I would say

Just as everyday my day began normally...I woke up happy, went to take a shit...And while I was shitting I was enjoying the moment and started singing as it was smooth u see...I was singing "Riders on the storm by The Doors"...

And then this weird thought struck my mind...


"Maybe famous singers wrote one or two of their songs while they were taking a dump"

After all the process, I came to my computer,ran through my Winamp playlist and found out that some songs do sound like they were inspired by shitting...


1) ACDC - You shook me all night long

She was a fast machine
She kept his motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you

Now after readin all that... MAYBE it was just a piece of shit :P

2) Amy Winehouse - You Know I'm no good

I cheated myself
Like I knew I would
I told you I was trouble
You know that I'm no good

????

I think she wrote this from the shit's point of view after some purging

3)Audioslave - Like a stone

In your house I long to be
room by room patiently
I'll wait for you there
Like a stone
I'll wait for you there
Alone

Chris Cornell reached his house and saw some poop at the doorstep... and then came this song... Its a worldwide hit by the way :P

4)Bob Marley - Get up Stand up

Get up stand up, stand up for your rights,
Get up stand up, don't give up the fight...

Bob wanted to shit, couldn't find a toilet... he wanted to fight for his right to shit wherever he wanted... while waiting the shit became hard... it was another fight... so, yea...

5)Chamillionaire ft Krayzie Bone - Ridin Dirty

This song ain't nothin bout bein no gangsta...These niggas were ridin around in their hummer, One of em pooped in the pants... they chose to continue drivin and wrote a song out of it

6) Snoop Dogg - Drop it like its hot... The title explains everything... ekekekekz

7) James Brown - I feel good... same story... James had a smooth mornin dats all... Haaaaeeeeeey!~

8) Nirvana - Come as you are

Come as you are,as you were,as I want you to be
as a friend,as an old enemy, take your time, hurry up, the choice is yours

Kurt was high on coke and went trippin on the shit dat was comin out again! :)))

9) Michael Jackson - Blood on the dancefloor

Now MJ went to the club a week after he was diagnosed of chronic Piles...did some dancin and ended up bleedin... The Piles specialist's name was Suzy. Nuff said

10) Will Smith - Just the two of us
Even the coolest dude in TV experienced the smoothest shittin one day, looked at his masterpiece and wrote a song about it... "Daddy loves you... Daddy loves you..."


11) Staind - Outside
a very emotional deep song about one piece of Aaron Lewis' shit singing to another piece that got stuck in the ass... This one made me tear... really


These are the 10 songs that I caught so far. I also realized that all death metal songs were written by very angry people with fucked up bowel movement.

More enlightening posts will be arriving in near future to entertain y'all... until then,

Yours truly ;)