The more I meet my people, the more I love dogs

The more I meet Indians, The more I Like dogs... wanna know why?

lets look at my people from various angles...

The Crab

I dont know where to begin actually, there are so many things... but since I have to begin somewhere...I'm gonna start off with the famous "Indian Crab" philosophy. Most of y'all will know the story... but I'm a tell it once again for those who dont. There was this big ass basket with lotsa Indian crabs inside waiting to be boiled and cooked. They all wanted to get out. When one crab climbed, another crab pulled it down. They all kept pulling each other down and didnt let their "kaingge" climb and eventually ended up in seafood restaurants. In simple words... "Dia pun tada naik, orang lain pun dia tada kasi naik...India maa".

General Facts

This is true actually. An Indian can never ever be happy with the fact that another Indian is doing well. For example... When an Indian sees another Indian driving a big car or living in a big house...THE FIRST THING that will come out of his mouth will be... "Must be some illegal business la as usual..." and just for fucks they'll create a cock rumour saying that he has 4 wives and he has been to jail few times. Source of information? "The aunty at the corner house there..." yes... they're more reliable than CNN.

The Aunties

Ok...talking bout them aunties... They're only good for few things : Bitching,watching SunTV,bitching,cooking,bitching,driving to Giant/Tesco and bitching.There will be an aunty community in every single housing "taman"... Each taman will have their own "Indian Aunties Network" with an opinion leader and followers. Other indian women in the taman MUST have a good diplomatic relationship with the members of the network or will be labelled as a "Perempuan Sundal" and there will be a rumour saying that they're sleeping with their husbands' brother. I've seen it happening... FEW TIMES... Unbelievable? believe it.

The Kids

ONLY DURING kindergarten & primary school, an Indian behaves like a human being... everyone loves each other,there will be no fight, everything will be normal...but the moment my people step into high school, life becomes more interesting... If there's 1000 people in a school, there will be 600 malay students, 300 chinese students and only 100 Indians... out of that 100 indians, 20 will be coming to school only twice a week,there'll be 5 different gangs that dont like each other, the non gang members will fight over few girls in the school next to theirs, 10 will commit suicide due to love failure, 5 will die in motorbike accidents,some will stop schooling, some will run away from home, some will end up in pusat serenti... and a vast number of around 2 students will do well in their SPM. Those 3 will be labelled as "Faggots/geeks". Superb... and then they will grow up to be youths...Yeah... Indian Youths... The most fucked up thing in Malaysia today.

The Youths

The Indian youths... Primary interests : drinking,fighting,humping,making their parents' lives miserable, and make everyone look at them and go "iii...india". Indian youths think that drinking,fighting and hitting them clubs are the coolest fucking things to do.They're black, They only speak english at home, they watch only Star world and MTV at home...How are they not gonna be confused if they're Indians or Negroes??????????????????? Every para punde thinks that he's tupac. Every tevedia thinks that she's Beyonce... they go to clubs during ladies night, drink for free, get some dude to send them back home...and as a sign of appreciation, they spread their legs. As for the dudes, all they do is drink and pick ONLY AN INDIAN to fight with. They're afraid that chinese dudes will have guns, they're afraid that Malay homies belong to PEKIDA... pukima keling bodo will somehow find another idiot who thinks with his balls after few shots of liquor and start fighting. My Advice : Please get a gun and start shooting each other please... the faster y'all die, the better it is for others.

Oh...and then there's the "ex-girlfriend" fights. Only Indians do not understand what the term "ex" stands for. They think that once they're a couple, they're always a couple. Just to start humping, they'll get together...and after few months, they'll break up because they'll be humping someone else...and our great Indian Ex boyfriends can never accept the fact that someone else's humping their ex girlfriends. Ex girlfriend la keling keling bodo... EX!EX!EX! EX means Tutup Kedai la aduuiii... After discussing this issue with fellow comrade, I've realized that this issue only occurs in the Keling community... bangsa lain rilek je aku tengok... Why? Why?Why?

Concluding Statement

As a conclusion...All I can say is... INSAFLAH Wahai Keling Keling...We're already black & hairy, we're the minority, we contribute more towards the crime rate rather than the country's economy, all we care about is SunTV and Yogi B Natchatra... Please stop thinking with your genitals and start thinking with your brains...At least learn from dogs bout dignity and unity please.

p/s : Forgive me God... Please