An Indian Baby is Born...
Everyone's Happy...
They find a name for the baby... Name has to sound as westernized as possible
Name has to sound funny and musn't have any significance (Blame Numerology). This is to make sure that the baby grows up to be a nice human being it seems.
My Question : Wut about the criminals and serial rapists? Are they Nameless? They have nice names as well u know...
Aight... Name is given, Baby is now a small boy
Rule no.1 at home - Mother tongue = English
Rule no.2 - Motherland = United Kingdom
Rule no.3 - NEVER EVER mix around with other Indians
Rule no.4 - NEVER EVER watch astro vaanavil or SunTV
Rule no.5 - South Indian Music = Paraya Music / Hindi songs = The best
Child goes to school, somehow struggles and finishes SPM
It is a mortal sin for an Indian kid to even think of doing a course besides Medicine, Law and engineering for tertiary education.
He Can ONLY choose to study Medicine,Law or Engineering... lately the community has added Pharmacy to the list. If the child chooses to do some other course, family & community shall go all out against the idea. It doesnt matter if the child only has b5 or C for Biology. Russia/Ukraine/Indonesia are always available.Once child comes back a doctor, mum & Dad go to photo studio, take picture n post in "Tamil Nesan", organize a family seafood session and go brag to the whole world that "my son doctor! my son doctor! my son! my son!". Mummy will attend every single event/fuction out there just to see her friends and tell them that her son's a doctor and also that her friends' sons suck.
Son is 20+. Party age. Deepavali,Thaipusam,Tamil New Year and other festivals yang sewaktu dengannya has to be celebrated only in clubs. If boy is unlucky, he'll crash his car when he's drunk one day and die. If He's lucky, he'll move on to the next stage.
Son needs to get married. As usual, the girl has to come from the same profession, drive a big ass car, live in a big ass house, and most importantly, belong to equally stuck up stupid parents.
Boy gets married. Girl will try her best to dig as much gold as possible and poke some fire between the boy and his parents.That dumbfuk will go "my wife's the best, you old folks suck" and later send them to a fine nursing home. After 30,40 years, parents get old and die.
Boy gets kids... those kids go through the same thing daddy went through. Kindergarten at the age of 3? the fuck? let the boy run around home, break some glasses n play guli for god's sake.
The boy is now an uncle. As usual, he'll be condemning his own race to his kids.(no point blaming him maa, he was brought up that way).
Uncle retires... Sits in living room, reads newspaper article on a case involving an Indian dude n goes
"Damn these indian fellas..."
I still don't understand one thing... When they go to temple, do they pray in English???
* I dunno if this post makes sense... i was bored... so, yea... Tolerate the shyt la k? Peace
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