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This post probably won't make any sense... I just want to put down some things that have been popping up my mind lately...


I finally realized that money can buy anything in the world... except for 2 things:

• Peace of mind
• Happiness

I can bet a million bucks and say that a lorry driver earning RM1500 is happier than a
RM 20,000 earning high end director...

Is it neccessary to live the high life?

Is it neccessary to have a million-dollar car?

Is it neccessary to know all the Datoks in the world?

Is it neccessary to go to all the high-end clubs and bars every weekend?

I observed...

I see bosses... I see factory workers...

I would rather be in the factory worker's shoes...


In all...

Fuck urbanization, Fuck the media, Fuck expatriates, Fuck you and Fuck your lifestyle

The national-level Chinese New Year open house will be held at Pavilion Bukit Bintang on Feb 7. A Unity, Culture, Arts and Heritage Ministry statement said the gathering, which was expected to attract 50,000 people, would be in the form of a street festival with the theme “Unity through Festivity.”

Swami says :

"Unity through stupidity" will be a better theme... Get stuck in a fucked up jam, pay 10 bucks for parking and eat 2 roti jala with kuah Kacang and some mandarin oranges?

They say:

The site was chosen due to its prominence in the city, which attracted many local and foreign tourists, with the area also easily accessible by public transport.

Swami says:

You want to attract tourists and all... ok understandable... I am cool...

Easily accessible by public transport. . .hmmm. . . Event is from 8.30 from 10.30. . . And then there are performances n shit...

Bapa lu mau hantar saya balik Klang pukul 12 ka?

Ini...Ini...Bodoh

13 February 2009 : Rihanna's Good Girl Gone Bad Tour

Some people have mounted complains that she should be banned because she is too sexy for Malaysia.


Swami says :

"Pernah dengar pasal club yang...apa nama... orang panggil Zouk kat Kuala Lumpur bang?"

These people also said:

"Whether Rihanna realises it or not, we know that the taxes she has paid also contributed to the war in Gaza,"

Swami says:

"Balik nanti, Komputer kat umah tu tolong campak dalam sungai ye bang! Pasal barang kat dalam tu buatan Amerika!"

These people also mounted protests against Canadian rocker Avril Lavigne's concert last year after failing to have it banned, saying her performance would weaken the younger generation "morally and mentally."

Swami says:

"Saya sokooooong!!!! Rocker kepala hotak hang! Avril Lavigne memang bodoh... Bebudak kite yang memang dah bodoh jadi makin bodoh lepas dengar lagu Avril... Kasi Protest lagi!!"


Majulah Dato' Siti untuk Negara!

David says it loud & Clear below...

Firstly, there are two theories in communication:

• The Hypodermic Needle Theory
• The Bullet Theory

Now what these theories say is that:

Just like how the needle pokes through your skin without any obstruction...

Just like how the bullet enters your body without any obstruction when shot...

All the shit you read in newspaper...

All the shit you watch in TV...

They just penetrate into your hollow useless heads without any filter nor obstruction when conveyed...

All they need is the necessary pressure.

Meaning?

...Newsworthiness...

The people from the media know for a fact that y'all are stupid.

They are doing what they've been doing for ages... And trust me, they are bloody good at it.

They're masters of manipulation. They have been manipulating you airheads so much that after reading this, y'all will turn back to me and say "talk cock la u".

The point is, the media people know how exactly to make you continue reading their newspapers.

They know how to make u stop flipping and stick to their channels.

They control you like puppets! Plain ignorant stupid ass sad puppets. . . Make you believe what they want you to believe...

Look at yourselves...

• Y'all think that CNN is the best source of international news
• Y'all think that Obama is your leader
• Y'all try so hard to keep up with American fashion
• Y'all are hooked on to Star World like its Heroin
• American Idol... I don't even know where to start!

America points... You dogs follow

The leadership in your own country's gonna change soon and nobody's bothered!

Why?

Its simple...

The local media is not as good as the international media!

So, yea...

Besides the theories, there is this factor called ownership...

Major newspapers in the country are owned by political parties...

So you resort to few online news mediums that claim to tell the truth...

These people are clearly against the government...

International news agencies are owned by powerful people and powerful media conglomerates...

Politics is everywhere!

So, in a nutshell...

The people at the top are happily playing chess using you idiots... And y'all are loving it!

Foreign nations have brainfucked you idiots so much through the media that it has led to an extend where y'all have started hating your own country...

What?

There's no racism in America?

There's no ethnicity based marginalization in Australia?

You know how you bastards STARE COCK at foreigners when you see them in the mamak?

You will get the EXACT shit when you go abroad. . .

So... Stop believing whatever you see... go find your brains wherever the fuck y'all dropped it, start thinking, start questioning yourself...

AND PLEASE SWITCH THE FUCKING TV OFF FOR GOD'S SAKE

What the fuck!?

Did you read the newspapers today? Did you hear this shit!?

Dog owners in Nilai must now get neighbour’s permission!

This was what the authority said:

"Dog owners in Nilai must now get written permission from their neighbours to keep the animals in their homes. The pets cannot be allowed to roam freely outside their compound. Officers would take away unlicensed pets. Owners were duty-bound to ensure that their pets were not a nuisance to their neighbours such as the animals defecating in public places."

Read between the lines and this is what you will see:

"It is totally cool for cats to roam around freely outside people's compounds. They can shit and piss wherever the fuck they want. In fact, we even pick them up and eat it. Its a good source of Vitamin B(odoh) which is good for our brains." Cats are also needed in restaurants to irritate the daylights out of people who are eating. By rubbing themselves on customers' legs, pooping around and sleeping on the tables that people eat, it creates a loving atmosphere around the place."

I will only ask one thing to my neighbour : "Eh pukima lu siapa?"

I mean, we all know why they came up with this ruling...

Unfortunately, If I say it out loud, I'll be detained under ISA and put behind bars next week...

As a conclusion, I only have one thing to say ...

Do this in Klang and see lah :)

Jom Masuk U!

"The Higher Education Ministry is going on a publicity drive to ensure that everyone who qualifies goes on to a public tertiary education institution (IPTA)."

"Wow, this is great news", I thought

The ministry will hold its fifth annual higher education carnival, Jom Masuk U, from Jan 17 to April 5. It will counsel parents and students on career guidance and provide information on educational opportunities including new programmes at IPTA.

"Very nice!", I told myself

“We want to reduce incidents of students making mistakes when filling up forms and educate them on choosing the right programmes,” said Higher Education Department

"Oh, So now the Ministry knows better than the students on whats right for them?", I asked myself

“Students must be realistic when choosing a university and programme to increase their chances of getting into the courses they want,” said Prof Radin.

I burst out laughing...

Gaza Oh Gaza. . .

Israel lost its head and gave Palestine a major league whooping, killing up to like 900 people already. . . for what reason? Land? Natural Resources? Pollitical reasons? God knows why... Sad...

As we all know, the moment you open your newspaper, television news or the internet... you will definitely see news about Gaza now... so, as I was watching the news, I realized that the media was emphasizing more on the killing of women, senior citizens and children. What about the guys? are they supposed to be the scape-goats? These news presentations made it look like its normal for guys to die and its wrong to kill women and kids! So what if they kill women? they're demanding for gender equality so much, let them die with the men for once... I mean, killing is killing... a life is a life... If you wanna report what's happening, fucking do it properly...

I know that this is no laughing matter but still... one thing that amused me was that all the other nations have decided to "condemn" Israel for their actions. CONDEMN?!?!? Thats all they want to do? The best part was that they decided to get together and do some "mass condemning!"
What in the blue hell is wrong with these people?

Now... If you were Israel... would you give a shit?

Exactly!

To hell with world peace... whether we admit it or not, deep inside, we're all full of shit... Y'all can't even be bothered about your immediate neighbours for god's sake... Since when did world peace become your concern?

My dear Malaysians...

Acting concerned because everyone's talking about it eh?

"I ain't sayin that it's wrong... But I understand ;)"

I Feel Their Pain

You see a dude on a motorbike, u label him "Rempit"

5,6 dudes decide to go on a road trip on their kapcais... u go "Eh, Rempit! Stay away!"

What? They gonna pull out some machine-guns from their bikes and start shooting your car?

Only if you see few hundred speeding kapcais in Hartamas or KL town on a saturday night it is cool for u to go "Wow, Rempits!"

Besides that, they are nothing but Motorcyclists! in Hindi they call it Penunggang Motosikal...

Ok, now... I was checking out the "thumbnails" section in The Star online website and came across some really interesting pictures. And then came these 2 pictures below:

















Quite a common sight on the roads of Malaysia...

The people who put these pictures up were saying that the riders were bonding, chit chatting, cruising recklessly without worrying bout others, doing the tete-a-tete at the wrong time etc...

Wut the Fuk!?!?

Do you people have any idea about what's actually happening when there are 2 bikes side-by-side and one nigga's holding on to the other bike?

This goes out to all you Automatic-transmission Kelisa/Myvi/Vios/Honda City driving, 2200 bucks earning, ignorant sad motherfukin people who think that bike riders are a joke...

What's happening above is that one bike is spoilt(the bike which the tail-light doesn't glow) and the rider is following the other bike with his hand holding the other bike or feet hooked to the "letak-kaki" pad . Yes.. we call it "Letak Kaki".

YES it is reckless and unsafe... but heck, if he stops by the roadside and asks for help... You gonna stop??? Bike riders usually dont have the priviledge of calling their papas and boifriends for help...

Not like they got some AAM auto-assist services to tow the bike to a panel-workshop either... I mean, how often do they tow bikes? When they do what they need to do during hard times, y'all take pictures and make a joke out of it... Bastards...


At the end of the day what matters to y'all is only whether you're gonna win the RM50 for the picture or not... Right!?

:)