Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Most Irritating Car Award 2009

Dengan ini...After spending a long time observing all the madness on Malaysian roads, I hereby present the "Most irritating pukima anak haram Driver kereta Cibai" Award to. . . .


. . .*Drum roll*. . .


The Toyota Vios!


Now the story behind this is. . .

Random good for nothing Dingdongs go to college...

They then graduate and find a job... earn like probably 2500

They then realize that they need a car to travel...to work, to see clients etc

They then do research on the best car they can get...

They find out that the Toyota Vios is one of the most economical car they can get...

(Yes, It is indeed a good car...I'm not kutuk-ing the car ladies & Gentlemen)

So with their Fucked up driving skills, they decide to go for it and buy a Vios

Now that they have a Vios...They put their marvellous driving skills to practice

They drive as fast as they can

They tailgate anything and everything that moves

And do what it takes to win this award...


IRRITATE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF OTHER DRIVERS


If you don't believe me, Observe... I am sure you can find like 100 Vios in an hour in the Klang Valley... Out of these 100, see how many pundes can drive properly

Oh... You own a Vios? You got offended?

Fuck You then!



*This award was previously owned by Proton Satria & Honda Civic Ferio drivers*


1 comment:

$n@k3 said...

HIDUP PROTON SAGA BOSsSSsSS!!!!!!!!!!