The Blackberry Song

Look around you... How many Blackberry(s) do you see? There's no denying that this thing has taken over the world... Everybody's doing nothing but just constantly scrolling that stupid little Blackberry ball! Emails pouring in 24/7, Messenger is on 24/7, working colleagues have access to you 24/7... WOI! GET OUT OF YOUR BLACKBERRY LA CIBAI!!!! REALITY IS AROUND YOU! Not in your fucking phone!

So...to celebrate the Blackberry's victory over human beings... I've decided to remix an old song to make it The Blackberry Anthem... The original song goes something like this...



Aight... Now... Sing it Swami-Ji Style!~


The Blackberry Anthem

Whoa, Blackberry (bam-A-lam)
Whoa, Blackberry (bam-A-lam)
More important than your child (bam-A-lam)
This damn thing’s goin wild (bam-A-lam)
You won’t have a life (bam-A-lam)
Gotta be Online (bam-A-lam)
I said oh Blackberry (bam-A-lam)
Whoa, Blackberry (bam-BA-lam)
Whoa, Blackberry (bam-BA-lam)
Whoa, Blackberry (bam-BA-lam)
Direct access to your boss (bam-BA-lam)
To get fucked in the ass (bam-BA-lam)
Inbox so rock steady (bam-BA-lam)
Emails always ready (bam-BA-lam)
Whoa, Blackberry (bam-BA-lam)
Whoa, Blackberry (bam-BA-lam)
Whoa, Blackberry (bam-BA-lam)
Whoa, Blackberry (bam-BA-lam)
The device from hell (bam-BA-lam)
Its why other phones fell (bam-BA-lam)
Just scroll that thing (bam-BA-lam)
Until your fingers sting (bam-BA-lam)
Whoa, Blackberry (bam-BA-lam)
Whoa, Blackberry
BAM-BA-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!


Oh, By the way... This shit was not posted via Blackberry :P