Sky is the Limit!

I opened the newspaper today, and saw this...

The sky’s the limit for Malacca’s Mat Rempit

MALACCA: The state has issued a challenge to youth nationwide especially Mat Rempit to take to the skies in a micro-light aircraft.

To make good the challenge, the state via Tabung Yayasan Melaka, is offering RM6,000 loans to those interested in obtaining their micro-light aircraft pilot licence here with the 4B Youth Movement flying club based in Sungai Rambai, Jasin.

“I hope the Mat Rempit will take up the offer and learn how to fly an aircraft instead of racing illegally on the roads and getting themselves killed,” Chief Minister Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam said when opening the Malacca Air Carnival yesterday.

Bare in mind:

That they are offering micro-light aircraft flying courses to bloody mangga pundes who didn't even get thru PMR. Leave SPM alone. I would also like to remind y'all that I am not against the Rempits. It is this BRILLIANT idea that I am interested in criticizing.

OK Lah... Fair enough...

Lets say if the Mat Rempits show good response to this programme, what's next?

At the moment only buildings are collapsing here and there. Thanks to this programme, we will have planes crashing in the middle of KL, and maybe we can see an increase in flight hijack cases. Why? You don't know how the human mind works after some dosage of "Performance enhancers" do you? Haa... Apa itu performance enhancer? pegi interview Mat rempit... India Melayu Cina semua pun ada guna.

Swami Ji says:

Of all the things in the world... Flying course???? Are these dumbfucks over-qualified to be normal labourers? Basically this is the story... You go to school for the sake of going, passing exams is optional aight? Just become a Mat Rempit and terrorize the neighborhood for awhile, establish your portfolio by collecting winnings and recognition, go to federal government and say that you are interested in taking up the flying course. Voila!~ You're a pilot!!!

Why wanna suffer, work hard, score, waste money, energy, etc etc... at the end of the day, its useless...

Kasi halau itu Indon sama Bangla balik, kasi ini Rempit kerja sapu jalan ka, kontrak ka, cuci jamban ka apa la... Naik motor sapu la...lagi chun... they can even have "Laju, Bersih, Best!" as their tag-line and inspire other upcoming Rempit champions.

If useless, stupid assholes like the Mat Rempits can get an opportunity to be pilots. . .

WHAT THE FUCK ARE QUALIFIED, PASSIONATE, ENTHUSIASTIC, JOBLESS PEOPLE OUT THERE GONNA DO????

apa lagi? join geng Rempit la... kerja suda guarantee ma? ;)