Jimi Hendrix is dead? Fuck You

Show me another artist in the current era who can do this if you want me to stop glorifying Jimi...

:)

Greatest Quotes by Bob Marley

"Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality . Wake Up and Live!"

"The good times of today, are the sad thoughts of tomorrow"

"Bob Marley isn't my name. I don't even know my name yet"

"I don't stand for the black man's side, I don' t stand for the white man's side.I stand for God's side."

"Me only have one ambition, y'know. I only have one thing I really like to see happen. I like to see mankind live together - black, white, Chinese, everyone - that's all."

"Don´t forget your history nor your destiny."

"Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen."

"Just can't live that negative way...make way for the positive day."

"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."

"When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself"

"Life and Jah are one in the same. Jah is the gift of existence. I am in some way eternal, I will never be duplicated."

"I have got a running stream of love you see. So no matter what stages.. they put us through, we'll never be blue."

"My music fights against the system that teaches to live and die."

"Rastafari not a culture, it's a reality. "

"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."

"I'm a man of God and me come to do God's work."

"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold... "

"Most people think Great God will come from the sky."

"If I was educated, I`d be a damn fool."

"I want to say 'I shot the police' but the government would have made a fuss so I said 'I shot the sheriff' instead... but it's the same idea: justice."

"Better to die fighting for freedom then be a prisoner all the days of your life."

"The biggest man you ever did see was once a baby"

"If you get down and quarrel everyday, you’re saying prayers to the devil, I say."

"Is the foolish dog, bark at the flying bird."

"The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall. "

" Your worst enemy could be your best friend, and your best friend your worst enemy."

"Me never believe in marriage that much...marriage is a trap to control me; woman is a coward. Man strong "

"How much do you smoke? Plenty "

"Reggae is a music that has plenty fight. But only the music should fight, not the people. "

"Yuh see, I personally know my heart can be hard as a stone, and yet soft as water"

"Herb is the unifier of the people. "

"And me, I know that there is a god. Cause I know who god is. "

"Sayin' lets get together and feel alright! "



One Love... Jah Rastafari

I Surrender

ASATHOMA SATH GAMAYA
THAMASOMA JYOTHIR GAMAYA
MRUTHYORMA AMRUTHAM GAMAYA
OHM SANTHI SANTHI SANTHI

Dear God, I hereby humbly, with deepest regrets, surrender to you... As I, shadowed by my ego, chose to believe that, with the power of intellect and wisdom, can discover the path towards the light. Despite not being evil, envious, stingy, selfish, I AM still lost...

Therefore, Here I am, out of tears...kneeling... at Your feet...

Take me... show me the path...

From Untruth to Truth
From Darkness to Light
From Death to Immortality
As I am not asking for anything more than to be blessed with nothing but Peace, Peace, Peace...

What the hell is wrong with the Bintang?

OK... Just like millions and millions of Malaysians out there, I depend on the Bintang daily to know what's happening in the country and also the world, as I feel that they are way better compared to other dailies around.

News articles were informative, straight to the point, had credibility, and the news were actually relevant; the kind of news you and me would give a fuck about.

However, I don't know what the fuck went wrong along the way... the amount of crappy news is slowly, but surely increasing. Not like there are no issues or relevant events to be covered. At least blow up some pictures and fill up the pages la... that seems to be the secret of success for many world class tabloids out there now.

Why am I saying that they're getting crappier?

These are some of the mindblowing stories that appeared in the duration of four days:

Bintang says:

"Kidnapped businessman 'Bangsar Shan' who happens to be an extortionist himself, is believed to be dead".

Swami-Ji says:

Who the fuck is Bangsar Shan? and Who the fuck cares?

Bintang says:

"Tug-of-love son not coming back for Raya"

"X's" hopes of seeing her six-year-old son, who was whisked away by his father six months ago, during Hari Raya were dashed when her husband expressed that there was “no way” he would return him.The 34-year-old teacher said she was very upset that computer programmer "Y", was adamant on not bringing back "Z" to Malaysia even when told he had defied a court order.

Swami Ji says:

Do I look like I give a shit? I have my own family to worry about la...

Bintang says:

"A KINDERGARTEN teacher who took her feverish pet squirrel to the veterinary clinic had her breasts allegedly groped by the veterinarian instead, reported another world class press. According to the world class daily, the veterinarian had asked the 27-year old woman to place the squirrel inside her blouse to keep it warm given its “erratic body temperature”.

The veterinarian, the report said, saw the woman’s breasts while helping her remove the squirrel and started praising her figure. He then allegedly told the victim to take care of her body and “beautiful breasts”.

The squirrel died shortly after returning home.

Swami Ji says:

VERY FUCKING IMPORTANT LA NOW



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Children oh Children

As usual, I was in Facebook, saw few photo updates of few people in my list... and of course some pathetic status updates. Among the photos I saw were pictures of graduation ceremonies, outing with boyfriend, vacation, clubbing outings, and basically what has been happening in their lives... which diverted my thoughts towards few people whom I know ... and their lives... which led to a 'compare and contrast' with my own life... which led to this...

I have many friends...who can be divided into two groups. The first group consists of friends whose lives are basically outlined, drafted and managed by the parents(filthy rich of course) since day 1. They were born, they grew up, went to kindergarten, primary school, high school and entered college. By the time these friends of mine went to high school their parents already mindfucked them saying that "you're becoming a doctor"/"you're becoming a lawyer"/"Be an engineer or kill yourself"... Poor kids, what could they do? They grew up with the thought that they are becoming a lawyer/doctor PROGRAMMED in their heads.

So they finished high school, did whatever the parents wanted them to do, did their pre-U and went abroad, finished their studies and came back. Some are still doing their final few semesters abroad. Some of them are in a steady relationship. Their parents know about them. Some already started taking over their parents' businesses. Some are waiting to come back from abroad and take charge.

Part of me can't help it but to be envious of these people. They've got their paths well constructed in front of them. All they have to do is just pop-out and walk till the end. Everything has been pre-planned for them. What worries do they have? what worries did they have? the only thing they had to do was do well in their education. Some even fucked that up. What happened? parents shouted for few days, pumped in some money and rescued these pampered asses.

After few years, all these doctors and engineers and lawyers are going to come back, and probably take over their parents' businesses or most likely open up their own firms, LEECH on their parents' contacts, establish a good social and business network, come up and let themselves be known, and continue making more money.

The second group consists of friends who just took whatever they wanted. They were born, they grew up, they went to kindergarden and THATS IT!

"Daddy I want those shoes!"
"Here you go, my beloved child"
"Daddy I want the remote control car"
"Here son... have fun... I love you and I want you to be happy in life... I never had all these"
"Daddy I want the Guess Bag"
"Here darlin, the bag you asked"
"Daddy I only wanna go to College X and do Psychology!"
"No problems honey... can be done"
"I only wanna study in Australia... nowhere else!"
"Ok...Ok... dont worry... I will send you son..."
"Dad I wanna go clubbing, gimme RM500"
"Here you go sayang, have a great time... take care of yourself"
"Daddy I have a boyfriend..."
"As long as you're happy dear"
"Daddy I'm pregnant"
"Don't worry... we can solve this problem"
"Daddy I want a car"
"Here's a VIOS, son... enjoy"
"Dad I was drunk, I crashed the car"
"No worries son, I'll get you an Altis"
"I need to live nearer to office pa"
"Here's a house son... I hope you like it"
"Pa this is Nina, she is nice to me... she can't cook, she is an egocentric bitch, she's not gonna be worth a single cent, she's not gonna be nice to y'all, but fuck it, I am getting married...

nope... the parents' say doesn't matter after this in life...

after 20 years...

"Your mom's not feeling very well... I'm also sick you see... Do you think you can cancel your trip to Melbourne and stay with her here... we need someone to take care of her... er... what say you?"

We shall wait and see whether you para pundes will be worth ALL THE MONEY THEY THREW all the while ;) NOPE, getting an Indonesian maid doesn't count...

Talked too much cock didn't I? :P

Fuck y'all... I just saved 500 bucks from my pay and gave it to my mother...

A Haunted Pen & The Twisted Mind

I have a pen which has a mind of its own...

I took it, twisted it, in order to write a story... This is what the pen made me write

I have a pen to write
I have a pen to correct
I have a pen to sign
I have a pen t save me when I don't have a pen
When that pen dies?
I borrow another pen
I am crazy, I know...
But hey, it is kinda fun to be crazy
It feels like I'm sitting on the telephone line alongside the birds,
Overlooking all the things that are happening down here...
Guess what?
The birds are actually laughing at human beings... they go "Dude, these creatures are more pathetic the ape that scratched its own arse, sniffed it and fainted"
Why do you think the birds only poop on humans and not cows, donkeys, rats, dogs or cats?
They feel that human beings are so fucked up that they are just as shitty as a toilet...
And then couple of aliens decide to stop by to see whats going on...
"The fuck are you doin here with them birdies?" they asked me...
I told them the truth... I said that I don't know how I ended up here... and that I am the mind and I will return to my body in awhile... and asked em what they were doing here...
The alien said they dropped by to have a good laugh as they were stressed... They said that humans are a fucking joke... which is why they don't wanna invade earth... before leaving, this is what the alien said:

"Lemme tell you a secret... Earth is also known as THE FUCKED UP Planet in the galaxy hahahaha... you humans are so fucked up y'all are fighting over black and white... Nigga I'm purple!! I'm gettin the fuck outta here!"

After writing this, the pen made me draw itself... and it just dropped... All this happened in the duration of like 5 minutes...

I'm scared now... damn...

The Indian Cow [ CLICK ON PICTURE TO HAVE A BETTER VIEW]