Running out of stories?

Referring to an article in Malay Mail front page last week which went:

"AirAsia taken to task over NFL deal"

While local sports bodies beg for money, airline sponsors American football team

CHARITY, they say, begins at home. This, apparently does not apply to Malaysia's low budget carrier AirAsia. While its support for local sports has been largely in the form of discounted flights, the carrier is about to splash out millions in cash to an American football team in a major deal to be announced tomorrow.

Baffling is why AirAsia is even pursuing this deal - it doesn't even fly to the US and yet, is doling out cash for a sport with hardly a following in Malaysia.

Equally puzzling is how the no frills airline, which had its early success from strong Malaysian support to see a local airline make a global name, can afford to splash extravagant amounts when it owes Malaysia Airports Holdings Bhd (MAHB) RM65 million in airport tax.

AirAsia even admitted that it was withholding the payment unless MAHB lowered the airport charges!

Malay Mail, Thursday, June 25th, 2009 08:32:00

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Swami Ji says:

Hmmmm, lets see...

Fair enough, an issue indeed...

but lets look at it from a businessman's point of view... If you are an entrepreneur and you are to invest millions in an advertising deal (you also need to settle hutang with MAHB), where will you pump in your money? In NFL, which has an enormous turnover? or will you choose to put your money on one of our extraordinarily talented local football clubs?

I mean, I'll leave the judging to you people... y'all compare the quality of local sports and international sports, put yourselves in AirAsia's place, and think about it...

OK lah, fuck it... If you feel that it is still wrong for AirAsia to do this as it is unfair towards local sports, and they deserve to be "slammed", I understand...

BUT

We have to be fair rite...If you are to question AirAsia's action, what about Proton which was sponsoring Norwich City? EPL Might be a massive hit in Malaysia compared to the NFL but bare in mind, the EPL doesn't contribute shit to our economy... and not like Air Asia didn't support FAM at all, the same news article above mentioned that they did give certain amount of financial support. Just like Proton lah... How come Proton didn't make it to the newspapers? Are they that bloody succesful?

I mean, why waste time questioning a private company when a government company itself wanna pancing in the UK?

In all,

Bila logo Proton keluar kat EPL, semua orang bangga... bila Air Asia punya logo keluar kat NFL, bengang la pulak... Macam mana ni?


Ini pro local sports ka Anti America? :P


p/s: I still love you Jon! muaks... lol

Indians = Morons... Really... Major league Morons

What you see above, is a picture taken from this forwarded email that has been terrorizing the tech-savvy Indian community lately, titled Muar Kali. Its about this Kali temple in Muar which practices sacrificing goats (offerings in the name of being grateful to goddess Kali). Point of the matter? They offer goats. How do they do it? They chop-off the goat's head in the middle of the temple, and those who are under a state of trance have fun with the blood and the headless goat...In the name of God and religious beliefs... Its brutal la basically...

If you're wondering why they do it, what religion has to do with such practice, and all that, you're not gonna find your answers here as I humbly admit that I am no religious expert.

BUT...

What I'm pissed-off about is... the amount of angry, nasty, negative remarks this email received. And they were all from Indians! Hundreds of em! all saying things like this is Barbarism, primitive, stupid, god didn't ask to do this, yada yada bla bla (u know how enthusiastic and passionate Indians will become when they have something to complain about don't ya? :P)

What I'm saying is... idiots... Tutup satu mata, jalan la... Just ignore this...Did anyone ask for your pathetic two-cents about this practice? They were minding their own business, bathing in blood, biting some goats, praying, doing whatever they wanted to, not bothering or disturbing any one of you urbanized half-boiled idiots who think that y'all know everything.

What do y'all do? snap pictures, send it around, laugh at your own people, ask others to laugh at your people, and be happy that everyone is laughing at this... Did it EVER strike your minds, that at the end of the day, they are Indians as well? they're our people as well? If you yourselves laugh at all this, you think others are gonna give a shit? Bare in mind, different people have different beliefs, different faith... Who the fuck are y'all to question and criticize whatever they're practicing? God paid you a visit and told you what is the right thing to do and what is not?? Fuck you

And it will be you same idiots who will be creating one hell of a scene if the temple gets demolished... Why the hypocrisy? right or wrong, they are not harming anyone are they? Unless you're a goat welfare activist...

Where is the sense of unity?????? Stupid bastards... learn to tolerate, give and take and live together among yourselves first... after that we can go demanding for other rights... Regardless of right or wrong... We need to be together in order to achieve something... You laugh at your own people, and call yourself an Indian??

Imagine... if the government decides to demolish this temple... turns back and asks you this... "You're own people are against this idea... Why can't we demolish this temple? you want evidence that people are against this? all they have to do is just show the emails and blog posts you geniuses posted. They will just run it down in the name of doing what the RAKYAT wants... who will you blame if that happens??????

All y'all are good at is to talk cock and act like y'all know everything...


To every single one of you who said nasty things about this Muar Kali practice... Don't call yourselves Indians... y'all are best described by the word SNAKES :P


Don't be angry at me now... think about it...

Just for laughs

Excellent stuff that will make your day... Have fun :)

“Yes. Yes it is. Please stop yelling.”

~ Sparta on Leonidas

“This place freaking scares me, like shitting bricks kind of scare.”

~ God on SPARTAAAAAA!!!.

“Actually, it's 20 miles south of here and behind a Wal-Mart on 21st street.”

~ A smartass on where Sparta is located.

“Sparta is in Greece.”

~ Captain Obvious on Sparta

“THIS IS SPARTA, YOU SMARTASS! WE ARE ALREADY BEHIND THE WAL-MART! NOW BACK TO WHAT I DO BEST, KICKING PEOPLE INTO PITS OF DOOM!!!!!!”

~ King Leonidas on kicking that smartass into his portable pit of doom!!!

“This is SPARTAAAAAA!!!”

~ Leonidas on the Haters

“This is PERSIAAAAAA!!!”

~ Xerxes on Leonidas

“NO, THIS IS PATRICKKKKKK!!!”

~ Patrick Star on Leonidas and Xerxes

“Patrick thats the name of the coutries in 300.”

~ Spongebob Squarepants on Patrick Star

“FISH PASTEEEEEE!!!”

~ Patrick Star on his mistake

Source: Uncyclopedia.com

Sky is the Limit!

I opened the newspaper today, and saw this...

The sky’s the limit for Malacca’s Mat Rempit

MALACCA: The state has issued a challenge to youth nationwide especially Mat Rempit to take to the skies in a micro-light aircraft.

To make good the challenge, the state via Tabung Yayasan Melaka, is offering RM6,000 loans to those interested in obtaining their micro-light aircraft pilot licence here with the 4B Youth Movement flying club based in Sungai Rambai, Jasin.

“I hope the Mat Rempit will take up the offer and learn how to fly an aircraft instead of racing illegally on the roads and getting themselves killed,” Chief Minister Datuk Seri Mohd Ali Rustam said when opening the Malacca Air Carnival yesterday.

Bare in mind:

That they are offering micro-light aircraft flying courses to bloody mangga pundes who didn't even get thru PMR. Leave SPM alone. I would also like to remind y'all that I am not against the Rempits. It is this BRILLIANT idea that I am interested in criticizing.

OK Lah... Fair enough...

Lets say if the Mat Rempits show good response to this programme, what's next?

At the moment only buildings are collapsing here and there. Thanks to this programme, we will have planes crashing in the middle of KL, and maybe we can see an increase in flight hijack cases. Why? You don't know how the human mind works after some dosage of "Performance enhancers" do you? Haa... Apa itu performance enhancer? pegi interview Mat rempit... India Melayu Cina semua pun ada guna.

Swami Ji says:

Of all the things in the world... Flying course???? Are these dumbfucks over-qualified to be normal labourers? Basically this is the story... You go to school for the sake of going, passing exams is optional aight? Just become a Mat Rempit and terrorize the neighborhood for awhile, establish your portfolio by collecting winnings and recognition, go to federal government and say that you are interested in taking up the flying course. Voila!~ You're a pilot!!!

Why wanna suffer, work hard, score, waste money, energy, etc etc... at the end of the day, its useless...

Kasi halau itu Indon sama Bangla balik, kasi ini Rempit kerja sapu jalan ka, kontrak ka, cuci jamban ka apa la... Naik motor sapu la...lagi chun... they can even have "Laju, Bersih, Best!" as their tag-line and inspire other upcoming Rempit champions.

If useless, stupid assholes like the Mat Rempits can get an opportunity to be pilots. . .

WHAT THE FUCK ARE QUALIFIED, PASSIONATE, ENTHUSIASTIC, JOBLESS PEOPLE OUT THERE GONNA DO????

apa lagi? join geng Rempit la... kerja suda guarantee ma? ;)

The Influence

Sober, I'm chained to the ground...
Under the influence, I soar like a bird...

Sober, I see others...
Under the Influence, I am alone...

Sober, I'm happy...
Under the influence, I am in bliss...

Sober, I eat...
Under the influence, I feast...

Sober, I want...
Under the influence, I crave...

Sober, I fuck...
Under the influence, I discover...

Sober, I drive...
Under the influence, I go on a journey...

Sober, I listen to a song...
Under the influence, I let music flow through me...

Sober, I refer...
Under the influence, ideas find me...

Sober, I refer to time...
Under the influence, I travel through time...

Sober, I brainstorm...
Under the influence, I experience a storm in my brain...

Sober, I talk...
Under the influence, I enlighten...

Sober, I read...
Under the influence, I visualise...

Sober, I wonder...
Under the influence, I know...

Sober, I walk along the line...
Under the influence, I stand out...

Sober, I miss while my eyes are open...
Under the influence, I see details while my eyes are shut...

Sober, I sympathise the blind...
Under the influence, I see the colours a blind man sees...

Sober, I wonder where is the love to be found...
Under the influence, I spread love...

Sober, I write...

When I'm under the influence?

Haha...


I express...

Ridiculous Thoughts

I wish I knew how to make music, so that I'll be able to make a solid depressing tune...

I wish I knew how to dance, so that I'll be able to dance for the tune till my feet bled...

I wish I knew how to paint, so that I can use the blood on the floor to paint a portrait of myself smiling, when I was three...

I wish I had access to an acid trip, so that I can leave myself and bring the three year old boy back to life...

I wish I had the power to go back time...

To stop myself from seeing what I've seen...

To stop myself from going through all the lessons I've been through...

To stop myself from forgetting how to hope, to believe and to have faith...

To tell myself that the grass was not even green in the first place...

Because all that I want is what I had before... I never wanted nor needed more...

Its funny...

How I can relate to so many people who are millions of miles away, but not even a single soul around me...

How an abstract element can have more emotions than human beings...

How I can still make people believe that what they're looking at is what they are seeing...

I know that I am slowly losing my sight... but heck, what is there to be seen anyway?

In all,

I set myself free only to realize that everyone else are still trapped. . .

Fuck it, I'm done pretending...

Earth Hour?

It is an annual international event organized by WWF to raise awareness on the need to do something about the climate change. Yes... The world's heating up and its not good. 1 degree celcius has gone up... another 5 degrees up and we're fucked, BIG TIME!

The Real Story
Earth Hour requires us to switch off non-essential lights and electrical appliances from 8.30pm to 9.30pm. Meaning? Switch off the lights and electrical shit that you wont be using. If you need to send an email at 9pm, go ahead! If you need to shit at 8.45, its cool to switch on the toilet light and do it. Understood?

What Most Malaysians Understood
KASI TUTUP SEMUA LAMPU, SEMUA ELEKTRIK PUNYA BARANG DARI PUKUL 8.30 sampai 9.30 malam! Kasi Happening!!!!! Satu dunia tutup lampu! Kita pun Tutup!


The Sad Part
Its cool to see fellow Malaysians going all out to "support"(everybody do, I aso do lor) this campaign without knowing the purpose and the story behind it... Some dingdongs are thinking that 28th March is World Earth Day... Many of em don't even know when the fuk World Earth Day is... But then hey, in the end of the day, s'all good... Earth hour will be a success...

BUT

In that one hour...

Is anyone gonna stop smoking?
Is anyone gonna stop littering?
Is anyone gonna stop driving to reduce emition of Carbon Monoxide into the air?


I dunno...

Can we really save the Earth?

Think about it :)